The Toaster Revelation

I have made a startling discovery.
About the invention that we call - the toaster.
For those of you incompetent people, a toaster is that gadget you use in order to turn soft, delicious bread into crunchy toast for a tasty snack.
And I have unlocked it's secret.
Some of you may wonder - what secret? It's a toaster.
Tha may be so, but you have not undergone the joy and stupendous emotions I have once uncoverng it's secret.
The secret of the toaster is...



The NUMBERS do not indicate the INTENSITY OF HEAT being put onto the toast. They indicate the AMOUNT OF MINUTES the toaster will cook the toast for.

Isn't that amazing? I never knew that.
Now that I have unlocked the secret of the toaster, my toast shall never be burnt again.
...As long as I time it right.