Sarah's Sister's Awome Birthday Party :)

Today was awesome.
Me and Courtney crashed Sarah’s sisters (Georgia’s) 8 yr old birthday party @ the Melville aquatic centre. We invented Sarah’s boyfriend there. Ill explain that (and him ;) ) later.
May U just say, Sarah’s sister is hilarious. Seriously. When we first arrived she gave Courtney and I this glare thing, rolled her eyes and strutted off tot he pool. (Which I can semi understand, we crashed her birthday party)

When we caught up with her later I said “Happy birthday Georgia” (as one would) and she (again) strutted off, mimicking what i said. (Not very subtly, I might add). She was facing away from us but when she turned the corner she was making her hands talk and had this expression on her face. It was sooooo funny :P
Then we went to a vending machine so I could get a Mountain Dew. Which I thoroughly enjoyed.
Around this time was when we invented Sarah’s Boyfriend, **** ******** (I think I spelt it right :P)
Who I’ve censored b/c it’s actually someone @ CCC. But, in my opinion it could’ve been worse. ...I wanted her boyfriend to be Justin ;) But (this is to YOU Sarah) he’s not that bad. Funny, hot, smart, and sporty, is not eww. It is sexy.

Then we watched the 8 year olds jump on that inflatable thing all aquatic centres have. Where some guy gets paid to spray everyone wif a hose and all the kids jump down the slide at the end. Some of the boys had a v. Interesting view on how to play with the inflated sticks. Let’s just leave it at that. ;)

After that we went outside and played with a tyre. And shoosh. Playing with tyres is FUN. We kept throwing it and rolling it to see how fat it would go. And that was fun for awhile. Then I came up with a BRILLIANT idea, which involves holding the tyre wif one hand and spinning around as fast as you can, and when u reach maximum speed you just randomly let go. I went first, and pretty much almost decapitated Courtney. Courtney went and almost killed ME (karma) and my Mountain Dew :P And then Sarah went and hers like flew in the air and then just dropped. We all ducked for cover :P I went again and hit the metal bench which shook a lot and I sort of killed all the sand underneath it, so we figured we should stop. :D

Georgia promptly came up to me and said we were being silly at her birthday party. I haven’t been called silly in AGES. Retarded is the popular term, now :P Aaah, the innocence of childhood.
What happened after that.... We developed Sarah’s boyfriend a bit more. You see, they have gone out for about a year and there first date was when they went to see Twilight (which i disagree with, coz only a guy who isn’t completely straight would ASK a girl to go see Twilight with them. But my point was overturned, which I think is SILLY. You hear that? SILLY!

Then the ‘children’ came and ate. Then we went and ate. Then the parents went and ate. Then we just sat and ‘chatted’ ahah for awhile, talking about party games while the kids went crazy and played bowling with the tyre. (I know, right? I wanted to show them my trick, but apparently they could get concussed or something. I don’t know.) We investigated the statue named ‘Gentleman’ that was situated in the garden. And may I say, apart from the lack of boobs, I don’t think it’s a guy. It may just be a really flat chested girl, as I saw NO evidence of... manly parts. And I’m pretty sure Courtney and Sarah would agree with me, as we investigated pretty thoroughly. Anyway we were talking about part games like what’s the Time Mr Wolf, then progressed to Spin the Bottle, Truth or Dare, 7 Minute sin Heaven... Kiss Chasey.... all of which Ms English deemed inappropriate. I was rather gutted. ;) Then, amazingly Mrs English came up to us at that EXACT moment and asked if we wanted to play some games with the kids. I wanted to, but I don’t think she would have appreciated my creativity of making 8 year olds play Spin the bottles while throwing the tyre to determines who they would have to kiss. Again with the safety issue, and the fact that they’re 8. But w/e.

Then the cake was brought out. Nothing particularly interesting happened there, except this girl came up to this girl and said SHE wasn’t the birthday girl, and no WAY was she cool enough to be friends with GEORGIA, who was HER best friend, and NO ONE else’s. I swear to got we didn’t have that much attitude when we were 8. Childhood innocence my arse.

And, and, AND we got leftover lolly bags. We went home after helping clean up, though. Having a lot of fun blowing our balloons up (they came in the lolly bags) and letting them fly around the car. And pretending they were body parts. And making them squeak.
Don’t be fooled, I am actually 14, I wasn’t a guest. I think Courtney’s mum thought otherwise, but oh well. AND there were BUBBLES in the lolly bags. =D I am going to have so much fun with those.

Ahah, that’s pretty much it.
Toodles!