a section of my convo wif courtney which she requested i c+p

jane says:
omg shit
ppl r here
theyre gonna talk to me
shiiiiiiiiiit
headfone IN
courtney. says:
o.m.g.
people
whatever shall you do
jane says:
oh god
theyre talking about underwear
and theyre like 55
ARGH
OLD PPL UNDERWEAR
courtney. says:
bahahhaa
jane says:
omg imagesss noooooo
courtney. says:
haha poor poor jane
jane says:
T_T
courtney. says:
LOOL
jane says:
now theyre talking about crocs
whichis beta than udnerwear
but explaining their practicality and comfort levels
(oth r v. high, apparenlty)
courtney. says:
lool
jane says:
sm1 they now who they no who they know has swine flu, the poor soul
and theyre talking about the santa social andy asked me to
ahah
oot he phone
SALVATION
ohits for dad
courtney. says:
LOOL
jane says:
cordless fone, AWAY
courtney. says:
aww poor janeyy
jane says:
brb
courtney. says:
kk
jane says:
bac
theyr going to europe
do we want to take their fruit while theyre gone
god old pplr boring
wedont want ur goddam fruit
courtney. says:
bahahha
jane says:
oh, im sorry
apparently we do
courtney. says:
omg lol
this is quite hilarious
jane says:
now theyre talking about facebook
courtney. says:
haha
jane says:
and now theyre all worried coz the pommy aunt who left for eng awhile ago
hasnt emailed any1
courtney. says:
oh no
how terrible
maybe she died
jane says:
i no
wouldnt b so lucky
courtney. says:
lool
jane says:
they want to look at my cbk
GO AWAY
courtney. says:
haha
jane says:
oh for the love of god
we hav 2 fam holiday planned for the easter break
omg i dont want to go!
courtney. says:
haha sucked inn
jane says:
they all sleep in the arvos and we hav to just sit inside and do nothing
courtney. says:
lool sounds liek fun
jane says:
T_T
courtney. says:
XD whatt
jane says:
now theyre talking about how easy it is to catch salmon this time of yr down the coast
WHY DO THEY EVEN CARE
THEY DONT FISH
courtney. says:
haha
this is quite entertaining
you should write something like this on your blog
jane says:
ill c+p the convo
courtney. says:
haha
good idea
jane says:
now theyre exchanging money
for the meat purchases
coz we r not able to purchase our own meat, apparently, and instead must scam off of theirs
...much like we're taking their fruit
courtney. says:
haha
jane says:
smth about regulation 24
and safety
...3 dots on one head... thats all im concerned about... wtff
scripture?
courtney. says:
bahahahhaa
jane says:
my muj just sed coz it sed in the scripture
and then my uncle sed smth about no, i want to buy my own coke and u need ur dishwasher repaired
courtney. says:
hmm... thats er.. interesting
jane says:
and my mum is now demonstrating how our dishwasher is broken
and how our oven doesnt hav a seal
and no1 will do anytihng about it
and she desperately wants a... now it s afridge seal and a freezer seal
why do so many things have seals?
courtney. says:
lol what a tragity
i ahve no idea
why dont you ask the ppl who made them
jane says:
...for 5 minutes they hav been discussing if the seal brok on mondaym tuesday, wednesday, thurs, or friday, last wk or last mointh
what does it matter WHEN it broke?
courtney. says:
haha
well its VERY important
to old people
jane says:
and did u no that my auntie reckons that smwhere deep down freezers hav feelings and theyr efuse to work in these conditions. they hav gone on strike
coz of the weather
the heat
courtney. says:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BAHAHAHHAHA
jane says:
apparently freezers r unable to function in heat
courtney. says:
omg
jane says:
THATS WHY FREEZERS WERE INVENTED
courtney. says:
thats the most retarded thing iv ever heard
sighh old people and their antics
jane says:
noq theyre discussing whether their niece (some other guy) is actually a neice
or a nephew
....she's 21
i tihnk theyd no
courtney. says:
haha
jane says:
now its cricket
courtney. says:
hmm maybe he/she is a hermaphrodite?
jane says:
no its just a girl
courtney. says:
i see
jane says:
ball photos
i kenw that would come up
this is gonna take forever while they go through it
im gonna stop narrating it now
courtney. says:
haha
okie
if you like
jane says:
so
whats going on in ur house
courtney. says:
well my mum is speaking in a retarded french accent
and my dad told her it was attrochas
or however you spell it
jane says:
"isntshe the blonde girl? no she's red headed. lovely photos, a model, apparnetly. she's not very bright, wore black apparently oh I know her she used to ice skate.
omfggg
that was so funny
courtney. says:
lol
jane says:
not that
they wanted to know who she went wif
the ice skating model
courtney. says:
lol
jane says:
mum: "was it josh?"
auntie: "i dont think it was josh"
mum: " im pretty sure its josh"
"auntie: josh?"
mum: "yes, josh"
auntie: "josh.." "joish""josh""josh""josh:
*sigh*
now im stopping
they both just kept rpting the word josh for 5 minutes
courtney. says:
LOL
haha sounds quite interesting